Friday, July 22, 2011
Farting during the 69?
So I'm a guy in my 20s. I recently met this chic off of Craigslist from my personal ad. I went to her place, gave her a full body massage, we gave each other oral in the 69, then had sex. Just like I wanted. Recently I hit her up for round two. However during the 69, where I was on the bottom and she was on the top, I had some gas. So I let one out silent but deadly apparently. My poot didn't' make any noise, but the smell was very strong and stinky and she caught the full whiff. I was hoping that she wouldn't notice but I was wrong. She promptly got up, went to the bathroom and did whatever (all I heard was water running), and came back out and told me that she did not want to finish. I was told to get dressed and escorted out of her apartment. Dang. What do you all think, did my fart ruin a good thing? Will I ever get to see her again? I'm so ashamed, but luckily we don't really "know" each other so I don't have to worry about my reputation since it was kind of a Craigslist fling. Thoughts?
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