Am I the only one...........................…

I have an incredibly hairy butt so what I do on hot days is I insert my fingers into my leaky moist buttcrack lengthwise then flex allowing all the bumjuice to absorb onto the skin of my fingers. After 5 minutes I then remove my bumjuice soaked fingers from my leaky moist butthole and proceed to lick up all the bumjuice. The licking actually enhances the scent of the bumjuice so I always take a big whiff. What bumjuice is left on my skin and under my fingernails I scrap off with my teeth.