Do twilight vampires fart glitter?

One time i saw some glitter on a chair and i thought a vampire from twilight farted on it. I took a big whiff of it and it smelled like rainbows and butterfly's. Is it really a vampire fart? or was i just imagining things? .

Do you know any hot guys that smell like fish tank?

I like the idea of a good looking guy with a smell of fish tank coming from him and telling me to get a whiff of his fish. Preferably the athletic type who goes to the gym.

Am I the only one...........................…

I have an incredibly hairy butt so what I do on hot days is I insert my fingers into my leaky moist buttcrack lengthwise then flex allowing all the bumjuice to absorb onto the skin of my fingers. After 5 minutes I then remove my bumjuice soaked fingers from my leaky moist butthole and proceed to lick up all the bumjuice. The licking actually enhances the scent of the bumjuice so I always take a big whiff. What bumjuice is left on my skin and under my fingernails I scrap off with my teeth.

Cat lovers..another recall, have you seen it yet?

This is another reason why we're switching to a raw meat diet. You just can't trust cat food manufacturers. They use all the animal parts that are disease-ridden and otherwise unfit for human consumption, boil it til there's no nutritional value whatsoever, add a funky smell and filler products which cats would never eat in the wild, and call it "healthy" and "natural". smh.

I FARTED in the 69 during sex?!?

So I'm a guy in my 20s. I recently met this chic off of Craigslist from my personal ad. I went to her place, gave her a full body massage, we gave each other oral in the 69, then had sex. Just like I wanted. Recently I hit her up for round two. However during the 69, where I was on the bottom and she was on the top, I had some gas. So I let one out silent but deadly apparently. My poot didn't make any noise, but the smell was very strong and stinky and she caught the full whiff. I was hoping that she wouldn't notice but I was wrong. She promptly got up, went to the bathroom and did whatever (all I heard was water running), and came back out and told me that she did not want to finish. I was told to get dressed and escorted out of her apartment. Dang. What do you all think, did my fart ruin a good thing? Will I ever get to see her again? I'm so ashamed, but luckily we don't really "know" each other so I don't have to worry about my reputation since it was kind of a Craigslist fling. Thoughts?

Girls, do you know what musty balls smell like?

I don't know how I know, but when I get a whiff of that smell...I know what it is. Some people think that's weird.

Anyone Suffering from Chronic Hives?

This is actually going to be some advice for those people who have suffered with chronic hives for a long time. I had (idiopathic urticaria) hives with no known cause for over 2 years. I lived off of antihistimines and steroids(medrol dose packs and prednisone) and was in and out of the emergency room when I had outbreaks all over my body. I had been given the run around by all types of drs. And I was even given meds for what they believed was a stress disorder. I even had a blood test done for allergies but everything came back fine. I was unable to get the skin test because they ask you to come off of your medications for like a week before the test. And there was no way i could. I had to work and go to school. If i did that I'd look like a monster. But I eventually found a good ENDOCHRINOLOGIST and they found that i have hyperthyroidism/GRAVES DISEASE and the way that my body reacted to the disruption in my thyroid function was externally through hives. I had a blood test at this physicians office and they confirmed that the thyroid levels were too high and put me on Methimazole to help slow down thyroid hormone production. I slowly took myself off of the antihistimines and am taking only the methimazole now. I have been taking the medicine only a month or so and feel much better in some ways. I still feel tired and have a very hard time keeping weight on, but at this point i am not having to worry about hives. I just hope that someone who has the same problem will read this and find some hope here. Don't let a dr tell you that nothing is wrong with you. You know your body best and you know when something is wrong. I went through countless dr's and missed opportunities because of what I was suffering with, with no answers. Dont lose hope and keep looking until you get help.